Who is the Master?
The one who carries you
Or the one who is being carried?
My Master loves me
O I hope He does
'Cos I sure don't wanna have a Master
Who forgets to feed me
And never ever gives me a shampoo
I can't fend for myself
I need to have my own personal doctor
So, er who's the Master
The one who is doin the lookin after
Or the pampered little fella?
